Warning Overkill

So, spring snow storm. No biggie. Except that this notice takes about three minutes to scroll over the top of the television screen for "the National Weather Service has issued a Winter Storm Warning for....

LARIMER COUNTY BELOW 6000 FEET/NORTHWEST WELD COUNTY- OULDER AND JEFFERSON COUNTIES BELOW 6000 FEET/WEST BROOMFIELD COUNTY- NORTH DOUGLAS COUNTY BELOW 6000 FEET/DENVER/WEST ADAMS AND ARAPAHOE COUNTIES/EAST BROOMFIELD COUNTY- ELBERT/CENTRAL AND EAST DOUGLAS COUNTIES ABOVE 6000 FEET- NORTHEAST WELD COUNTY-CENTRAL AND SOUTH WELD COUNTY-MORGAN COUNTY- CENTRAL AND EAST ADAMS AND ARAPAHOE COUNTIES- NORTH AND NORTHEAST ELBERT COUNTY BELOW 6000 FEET/NORTH LINCOLN COUNTY- SOUTHEAST ELBERT COUNTY BELOW 6000 FEET/SOUTH LINCOLN COUNTY- LOGAN COUNTY- WASHINGTON COUNTY-SEDGWICK COUNTY- PHILLIPS COUNTY- INCLUDING...FORT COLLINS...HEREFORD...LOVELAND...NUNN... ARVADA...
BOULDER...GOLDEN... LAKEWOOD...LONGMONT...AURORA... BRIGHTON... CITY OF DENVER...DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...HIGHLANDS RANCH... LITTLETON...PARKER...CASTLE ROCK...ELBERT...FONDIS...KIOWA...
LARKSPUR...BRIGGSDALE...GROVER... PAWNEE BUTTES...RAYMER... STONEHAM... EATON...FORT LUPTON...GREELEY... ROGGEN...BRUSH... FORT MORGAN... GOODRICH...WIGGINS...BENNETT...BYERS... DEER TRAIL... LEADER...AGATE...HUGO... LIMON...MATHESON...FORDER...KARVAL... KUTCH...PUNKIN CENTER...CROOK... MERINO...STERLING...PEETZ... AKRON... COPE...LAST CHANCE...OTIS... JULESBURG...OVID...SEDGWICK... AMHERST...HAXTUN...HOLYOKE 430 PM MDT THU APR 12 2007

The scroll one of the channels was even longer.