For those of us who can't stand the incessant beeping of cell phones, the fact that there are 900 channels on cable, or the plethora of other "time saving devicese" -- a righteous rant on the Top 9 Most Annoying Conveniences.
Of course, other than the bloop!-bloop! of idiots with walki-talkie cell phones, I like most of the things on the list. I'm a freak.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
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Are iditos, like, dumber idiots? Or, perhaps, Spanish-speaking ones? Which in my mind makes them smarter than monolingual idiots, unless they ONLY speak Spanish, in which case they're just normal garden variety idiots. As you can tell, I have a multi-dimensional algorithm to precisely plot any given idiot into a calibrated idiocy phase-space, allowing their specific brand of idiocy to be accurately described, categorized, and easily referenced.
I'll go ahead and stop now.
Ok, ok! I corrected the spelling!
You might be able to patent and market the "idiot calibrator". I can see a huge need for that!
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