Monday, March 23, 2009

And the Food, Richard!

This might be the funniest complaint letter I've ever read. I can just imagine this poor passenger, hungry and hugely bored, writing the letter describing the "award winning food".
You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: [see image 2, above]
Read the rest here. I was snorting in a most unladylike fashion.

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